ITT: PS3 Blows. Agree? You should.

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Hitler, Feb 3, 2009.

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  1. Hitler

    Hitler Inactive

    Think back when you were little, the N64 was raping balls with it's Super Mario Kart 64.

    Then comes the PS1

    HOLY ****.

    You had kick ass graphics, and some kick ass gameplay. Badass music too.

    Then came the PS2.

    BAM

    YOU GOT YOUR FACE **** ALL OVER.

    Great graphics, amazing gameplay. **** the xbox 1, only good thing that had was CS.

    Then, Microsoft gives us the Xbox 360.

    Holy ****, does it pwn. Sony's gonna have to kick some major ass with the PS3.

    ...

    This is where we're now. The PS3. Think to the Xbox,

    Great gameplay,
    Great Graphics,
    Fun community (Though it costs money)

    Then we get this **** pile of a PS3, what does Sony do? They add a ****ing bluray player.

    That's right, a ****ing blu-ray player. That's their saving grace.

    Not to mention the graphics engines. That's it.

    Gameplay usually sucks, PSN is laggy and full of kikes. The PS3 exclusive games suck *******.

    They put all their marketing to their ****ty Blu-ray player and graphics. What would I rather play? A ****ty ****ing PS3, or an aborted fetus? You better damn well know my answer.

    So, why did Sony **** up so bad?

    They've lost it. Sony has lost their magic of raping everyone.

    Let's pray the Ps4 is better.

    (I left the Wii out intentionally, it's for homosexuals.)
     
  2. MortalKang

    MortalKang Inactive

    Suck a chode!

    ****ing PS3 rapes all and you ****ing know it. Blu-Ray DVD players cost like $200, so I think that buying a X-Box360 + a blu-ray DVD player + a harddrive would cost around $700. If you think about it, 80 Gigabyte PS3 rapes the 360 hardcore. And Metal Gear Solid 4 ****s the **** out of everything.:cross:
     
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  3. Nack

    Nack Inactive

    ...does sony still give out magical rapings?
     
  4. Hitler

    Hitler Inactive

    Okay ***got, let's set some things straight.

    1. Blu-Ray is for **** faces. It sucks, it doesn't enhance the quality of your movies AT ALL. Blu-Ray disks are just a scam.
    2. The Blu-Ray on it is 5% of what is on a REAL Blu-Ray. Which is just a microstep from HD DVD.
    3. MGS4 is the only well saving grace for your obsolete piece of **** system. That thing has Hemophilia and is about to get a pretty nasty papercut.

    PROTIP: SHOOT UP YOUR SCHOOL FOR BONUS POINTS.
     
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  5. MortalKang

    MortalKang Inactive


    Okay. Umm, I think you're a *** and you should not talk to me anymore. By the way, because I like the PS3 doesn't mean I'm a fanboy. I just think that the only good game 360 got that exclusive is Gears of War. ****, we got God of War 3, Resistance, Metal Gear Solid 4, Mercenaries 2. Jesus Christ
     
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  6. Yukinari

    Yukinari Keep up the Streak!

    A 360 is just as good as a PS3 in my eyes, as long as your not a huge fanboy about either, and show that each has problems, (UNLIKE A CERTAIN USE IN THIS ****ING FORUM), then everyone will be happy.
     
  7. Nack

    Nack Inactive

    Uh, Mercenaries 2 is on both PS3 and 360...
     
  8. Hitler

    Hitler Inactive

    I attacked the PS3 because it has more negatives then positives.

    The Xbox has MANY MANY Negatives as well (I recently had to bring mine back because of one particular problem, the CD Laser got burned out after a week of play.)

    It's still extremely bad.
     
  9. Nack

    Nack Inactive

    It's irrelevant how good the game is; I only point out incorrect facts.
     
  10. Hitler

    Hitler Inactive

    And I point out facts that really ****ing matter.
     
  11. Nack

    Nack Inactive

    More like you spray your opinion all over our faces.
     
  12. Hitler

    Hitler Inactive

    From my *******, yes.

    My opinion is always a fact. It is completely un-debateable because everything I say is correct.
     
  13. Nack

    Nack Inactive

    Well, when you crap out of your mouth, it's hard debating with you. I'm trying to keep clean.
     
  14. Hitler

    Hitler Inactive

    That's not clean.

    You can't debate with me, I'm always right.
     
  15. Nack

    Nack Inactive

    You can't debate with me, I'm always right.
    in mah hed.
     
  16. Hitler

    Hitler Inactive

    ojesus


    looks like i win another one.
     
  17. Nack

    Nack Inactive

    BECAUSE GIANT ITALICISED WORDS = TROOF?

    No, they're annoying.

    omergee, lerks leik i pwned anuder.
     
  18. Hitler

    Hitler Inactive

    So what are you trying to prove? You're not really threatening when you don't quote. It makes you look like you're yelling at yourself.
     
  19. Nack

    Nack Inactive

    Maybe I enjoy yelling at myself. Or I'm assuming that you can at least scroll up.

    THIS TOPIC IS NOW ABOUT ME AND HOW AWESOME I AM. ANYTHING ELSE WILL BE SHOT IN THE FEMUR.
     
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  20. Hitler

    Hitler Inactive

    wow get better grammar but thx
     
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